AuntieFrancysPlace

> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
>
> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
>
> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
>
> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>
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> OFFICE ARITHMETIC
>
> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
>
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
>
> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
>
> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>
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> SHOPPING MATH
>
> A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
>
> A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she
> doesn't need.
>
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> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
>
> A woman worries about the future until she gets
> a husband.
>
> A man never worries about the future until he
> gets a wife.
>
> A successful man is one who makes more money
> than his wife can spend.
>
> A successful woman is one who can find such a
> man.
>
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> HAPPINESS
>
> To be happy with a man,
>
> you must understand him a lot and love him a
> little.
>
> To be happy with a woman,
>
> you must love her a lot and not try to
> understand her at all.
>
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> LONGEVITY
>
> Married men live longer than single men do,
>
> but married men are a lot more willing to die.
>
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> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
>
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
>
> but he doesn't.
>
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
> change,
>
> and she does.
>
> _____________________________
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> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
>
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
>
> Anything a man says after that is the beginning
> of a new argument.
>
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> HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT
> GETTING MARRIED
>
> Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
> poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
> "You're next."
>
> They stopped after I started doing the same
> thing to them at funerals.
>
> SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND
> TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
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