Tuesday, December 21, 2010




MERRY CHRISTMAS


AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL.




MAY THE NEW YEAR BE BETTER THAN 2010,,


LETS HOPE THE '' GOOD LORD'' IS WATCHING OUT FOR US, AND HAS A PLAN


BECAUSE WE NEED ONE , IF THINGS GET MUCH WORSE, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN,


BEING A CHILD OF THE GREAT DEPRESSION,,, I DON'T WANT TO SEE OUR CHILDREN GO THOUGH THAT . I AM NOT SURE THEY COULD SURVIVE.


LIFE IS SO DIFFERNENT TODAY THAN IT WAS THEN.


BUT, THIS IS JUST AN OLD LADY THINKING BACK EVEN TO THE 50'S AND 60'S LIFE WAS SO MUCH SIMPLER THAN.


THE YOUNG PEOPLE SHOULD TALK TO THIER PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS TO ASK HOW THEY LIVED THEN, I THINK THYE WOULD UNDERSTAND LIFE A LITTLE BETTER,,,,,,,,


OH WELL, NOW I AM OFF MY SOAP BOX, I'LL JUST SAY




HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL STAY SAFE AND BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER,


FRAN


Friday, December 03, 2010

This is the avatar my sister made of me!! kind of cute ! Only she would make it this way!!
Love ya my little sister Marie,,,,, Fran
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Subject: TO MY DEAREST FRIENDS & FAMILY:

TO MY DEAREST FRIENDS & FAMILY:
There were probably many, many times this year when I may have Disturbed you, Troubled you, Pestered you, Irritated you, Bugged you, Or got on your
nerves....
So today I just wanted to tell you...........
Suck it up Cupcake!!! 'Cause there are NO CHANGES planned for 2011 !!!


From: Hester, Michelle L. Subject: TO MY DEAREST FRIENDS & FAMILY: TO MY DEAREST FRIENDS & FAMILY: There were probably many, many times this year when I may have Disturbed you, Troubled you, Pestered you, Irritated you, Bugged you, Or got on your nerves.... So today I just wanted to tell you........... Suck it up Cupcake!!! 'Cause there are NO CHANGES planned for 2011 !!!

From: Hester, Michelle L.








Subject: TO MY DEAREST FRIENDS & FAMILY:

Suck it up Cupcake!!!
'Cause there are NO CHANGES planTO MY DEAREST FRIENDS & FAMILY:
There were probably many, many times this year when I may have
Disturbed you,
Troubled you,
Pestered you,
Irritated you,
Bugged you,
Or got on your
nerves....

So today I just wanted to tell you...........





ned for 2011 !!!

Monday, November 08, 2010

Hi every one try this one,,, you'll love it

This is interesting. When you get the web site up,Click on the state. Then the next window is a listingof cities in that state. Click on your cityAnd there are speed trap locations listed.
http://www.speedtrap.org/speedtraps/stetlist.asp

Saturday, September 25, 2010



ABSOLUTELY BREATHTAKING, Worth watching - will make your day

If you have not already had the pleasure, you are in for a treat! Enjoy...
Turn on the sound
please click on: The interview


PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO VIEW THIS, IT IS EALLY BEAUTIFUL!!!!

FRAN


Tuesday, August 24, 2010



GENERAL:1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still rude to drive the U-Haul to the funeral home.

DINING OUT:1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your hands.

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME:1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners are.

PERSONAL HYGIENE:1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.2. Even if you live alone, deodorant is not a waste of good money.3. Use of proper toiletries can only delay bathing for a few days.4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.

DATING (Outside the Family):1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.2. Be assertive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM. Others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.

THEATRE ETIQUETTE:1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.

WEDDINGS:1. Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion

.DRIVING ETIQUETTE:1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires does not always have the right of way.3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.5. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

REMEBER THIS IS ALL IN FUN!!!! TAKE NO OFFENCE !!

WE ARE ALL RED NECKS INSIDE!

Monday, August 23, 2010



Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;
Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh
until you can't stop;
Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you
that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.

This is Forever Friendship.
This is the sacred RED ROSE.

You MUST pass this rose on to at least 5 people including me, within the hour of receiving this rose. After you do, make a wish.

Just be nice & pass it on.....May we all be loved so much.
This is SO true!! you known it after you have lost a good friend!
My wish for her now, is REST IN PEACE, Alice!!
From your forever good friend ,,, Fran

Wednesday, July 14, 2010


I'm rich!

Silver in the Hair Gold in the Teeth Stones in the Kidneys

Sugar in the Blood

Lead in the Ass

Iron in the Arteries

And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.

Never thought I'd accumulate such wealth.
I could think of a few other things,,,, but,,,,,
this is a family blog!!!!
(laughing)
sometimes!! Smile****** you know what I mean! Fran

Friday, July 02, 2010

HEY GOODLOOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COULD NOT RESIST!!!!!!!
SMILE, LIFE IS TO SHORT NOT TO!!!

Menopause

Jewelry My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,

Bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be Able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it Turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood,

it leaves a Big frickin red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Dumb ass.
oh yeh,,,,, Fran

Wednesday, June 30, 2010




PLEASE HAVE A HAPPY SAFE 4TH OF JULY!!!!




FRAN





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“The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don’t do anything about it” —Albert Einstein- This is a heart warming story !!!!!!!!!!!!!




Six Boys And Thirteen Hands... Each year I am hired to go to Washington , DC , with the eighth grade class from Clinton, WI, where I grew up, to videotape their trip.

I greatly enjoy visiting our nation's capitol, and each year I take some special memories back with me. This fall's trip was especially memorable.

On the last night of our trip, we stopped at the Iwo Jima memorial. This memorial is the largest bronze statue in the world and depicts one of the most famous photographs in history -- that of the six brave soldiers raising the American Flag at the top of a rocky hill on the island of Iwo Jima , Japan , during WW II.

Over one hundred students and chaperones piled off the buses and headed towards the memorial. I noticed a solitary figure at the base of the statue, and as I got closer he asked, 'Where are you guys from?' I told him that we were from Wisconsin ...

'Hey, I'm a cheese head, too! Come gather around, Cheese heads, and I will tell you a story.'

(James Bradley just happened to be in Washington, DC, to speak at the memorial the following day. He was there that night to say good night to his dad, who had passed away. He was just about to leave when he saw the buses pull up..

I videotaped him as he spoke to us, and received his permission to share what he said from my videotape. It is one thing to tour the incredible monuments filled with history in Washington , DC , but it is quite another to get the kind of insight we received that night.)

When all had gathered around, he reverently began to speak.

(Here are his words that night.)'

My name is James Bradley and I'm from Antigo, Wisconsin ...

My dad is on that statue, and I just wrote a book called 'Flags of Our Fathers' which is #5 on the New York Times Best Seller list right now.

It is the story of the six boys you see behind me. 'Six boys raised the flag.

The first guy putting the pole in the ground is Harlon Block. Harlon was an all-state football player. He enlisted in the Marine Corps with all the senior members of his football team. They were off to play another type of game.

A game called 'War.' But it didn't turn out to be a game. Harlon, at the age of 21, died with his intestines in his hands. I don't say that to gross you out, I say that because there are people who stand in front of this statue and talk about the glory of war.

You guys need to know that most of the boys in Iwo Jima were 17, 18, and 19 years old - and it was so hard that the ones who did make it home never even would talk to their families about it.

(He pointed to the statue)

'You see this next guy? That's Rene Gagnon from New Hampshire .

If you took Rene's helmet off at the moment this photo was taken and looked in the webbing of that helmet, you would find a photograph...a photograph of his girlfriend. Rene put that in there for protection because he was scared. He was 18 years old.

It was just boys who won the battle of Iwo Jima ...

Boys. Not old men.

'The next guy here, the third guy in this tableau, was Sergeant Mike Strank. Mike is my hero. He was the hero of all these guys. They called him the 'old man' because he was so old. He was already 24. When Mike would motivate his boys in training camp, he didn't say, 'Let's go kill some Japanese' or 'Let's die for our country.'

He knew he was talking to little boys.

Instead he would say, 'You do what I say, and I'll get you home to your mothers.' 'The last guy on this side of the statue is Ira Hayes, a Pima Indian from Arizona...Ira Hayes was one who walked off Iwo Jima..

.He went into the White House with my dad.

President Truman told him, 'You're a hero'.

He told reporters, 'How can I feel like a hero when 250 of my buddies hit the island with me and only 27 of us walked off alive?'

So you take your class at school, 250 of you spending a year together having fun, doing everything together.

Then all 250 of you hit the beach, but only 27 of your classmates walk off alive.

That was Ira Hayes.

He had images of horror in his mind. Ira Hayes carried the pain home with him and eventually died dead drunk, face down at the age of 32 (ten years after this picture was taken).

'The next guy, going around the statue, is Franklin Sousley from Hilltop, Kentucky . A fun-lovin' hillbilly boy.

His best friend, who is now 70, told me, 'Yeah, you know, we took two cows up on the porch of the Hilltop General Store. Then we strung wire across the stairs so the cows couldn't get down. Then we fed them Epsom salts. Those cows crapped all night.'

Yes, he was a fun-lovin' hillbilly boy. Franklin died on Iwo Jima at the age of 19.

When the telegram came to tell his mother that he was dead, it went to the Hilltop General Store. A barefoot boy ran that telegram up to his mother's farm. The neighbors could hear her scream all night and into the morning. Those neighbors lived a quarter of a mile away

.'The next guy, as we continue to go around the statue, is my dad, John Bradley, from Antigo, Wisconsin , where I was raised.

My dad lived until 1994, but he would never give interviews. When Walter Cronkite's producers or the New York Times would call, we were trained as little kids to say 'No, I'm sorry, sir, my dad's not here. He is in Canada fishing. No, there is no phone there, sir. No, we don't know when he is coming back.' My dad never fished or even went to Canada .

Usually, he was sitting there right at the table eating his Campbell 's soup. But we had to tell the press that he was out fishing. He didn't want to talk to the press. 'You see, like Ira Hayes, my dad didn't see himself as a hero.

Everyone thinks these guys are heroes, 'cause they are in a photo and on a monument.

My dad knew better. He was a medic. John Bradley from Wisconsin was a caregiver.

In Iwo Jima he probably held over 200 boys as they died. And when boys died in Iwo Jima , they writhed and screamed, without any medication or help with the pain.

'When I was a little boy, my third grade teacher told me that my dad was a hero. When I went home and told my dad that, he looked at me and said, 'I want you always to remember that the heroes of Iwo Jima are the guys who did not come back. Did NOT come back

.''So that's the story about six nice young boys.

Three died on Iwo Jima , and three came back as national heroes.

Overall, 7,000 boys died on Iwo Jima in the worst battle in the history of the Marine Corps. My voice is giving out, so I will end here. Thank you for your time.'

Suddenly, the monument wasn't just a big old piece of metal with a flag sticking out of the top. It came to life before our eyes with the heartfelt words of a son who did indeed have a father who was a hero.

Maybe not a hero for the reasons most people would believe, but a hero nonetheless. We need to remember that God created this vast and glorious world for us to live in, freely, but also at great sacrifice.

Let us never forget from the Revolutionary War to the current War on Terrorism and all the wars in-between that sacrifice was made for our freedom.

Remember to pray praises for this great country of ours and also pray for those still in murderous unrest around the world.

STOP and thank God for being alive and being free at someone else's sacrifice.God Bless You and God Bless America ..

.REMINDER: Everyday that you can wake up free, it's going to be a great day.One thing I learned while on tour with my 8th grade students in DC that is not mentioned here is..

.that if you look at the statue very closely and count the number of 'hands' raising the flag, there are 13.

When the man who made the statue was asked why there were 13, he simply said the 13th hand was the hand of God.

Great story - worth your time - worth every American's time.






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Thursday, June 24, 2010

Far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning..

.. Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells,
how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the darn table.
'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.
'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-arses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once...
.
'I HAVEN'T MADE THE FRIGGING PORRIDGE YET'

LOVE THIS ONE,,,, AND IT IS SO TRUE! (LAUGHING)
ARE YOU SMILING YET!!! YOU SHOULD BE!
FRAN



Friday, June 18, 2010




BITCHES TIL THE END

A doctor, just after an examination of his female patient, sighed and said, "I've got some bad news.

You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order."The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting, saying "Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well.

In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a martini."After 3 or 4 drinks, the two were feeling a little less sad.

There were some laughs and more martinis.The two were eventually approached by some of the woman's friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, "I've been diagnosed with AIDS." the woman said.

Her friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered to her Mom, "I thought you were dying of cancer, but you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS!

Why did you do that?"

She replied, "Honey, it's because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone."

And THAT, my friends, is what is called, "Putting Your Affairs In Order!"

(I'm gonna remember this one!) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.


Pay backs are BITCH !!! I LIKE this one! Fran

Monday, May 17, 2010



This is AWESOME ... something we should all remember.
A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably combed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today ....
His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, a young assistant provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it" he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. 'Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait Sir.' "That doesn't have anything to do with it," Mr. Jones replied ....
"Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time."
"Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged ... it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. 'It's a decision I make every morning when I wake up. I have a choice; I can spend the day in bed recounting the difficulty I have with the parts of my body that no longer work ... or I can get out of bed and be thankful for the ones that do. Each day is a gift, and as long as my eyes open, I'll focus on the new day and all the happy memories I've stored away

Just for this time in my life ....

Old age is like a bank account ...

You withdraw from what you've put in.

So, my advice to you would be to deposit a lot of happiness in your bank account of memories!"
Thank you for your part in filling my Memory Bank.

I am still depositing ...


'Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred.

2. Free your mind from worries.

3. Live simply.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less.

Have a nice day, unless you already have other plans.

Tell someone else to read this ,, they might need to see it,

You never know, now some of us are getting old,, we need all the a little help !

I say keep moving is the only answer!!

That is one treason I planted flowers and made 4 flower baskets for my back porch this morning.

my grandmother always told me she "loved spring and it felt good to get her hands in the dirt and plant something" So I do it also,, after all she lived to be 97 years old.

So that makes a believer out of me,, how about you??

at 75 you'll try any thing (laughing!)

Love to you all from an old lady with dirt under her finger nails! Fran

Friday, May 07, 2010


A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother.

As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter.

"Don't forget your Sisters,' she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass.' They'll be more important as you get older.

No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you may have, you are still going to need Sisters.

Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them.

''Remember that 'Sisters' means ALL the women...

your girlfriends,

your daughters,

and all your other women relatives too.

'You'll need other women.

Women always do.'What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman thought.

Haven't I just gotten married?

Haven't I just joined the couple-world?

I'm now a married woman, for goodness sake!

A grownup! Surely my husband and the family we may start will be all I need to make my life worthwhile!'But she listened to her Mother. She kept contact with her Sisters and made more women friends each year.

As the years tumbled by, one after another, she gradually came to understand that her Mom really knew what she was talking about.

As time and nature work their changes and their mysteries upon a woman, Sisters are the mainstays of her life.After more than 50 years of living in this world, here is what I've learned:

THIS SAYS IT ALL:

Time passes.

Life happens.

Distance separates.

Children grow up.

Jobs come and go

.Love waxes and wanes.

Men don't do what they're supposed to do.

Hearts break.

Parents die.

Colleagues forget favors.Careers end.

BUT.........Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girl friend is never farther away than needing her can reach.

When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at thevalley's end.Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you... Or come in and carry you out

.Girlfriends,

daughters,

granddaughters,

daughters-in-law,

sisters,

sisters-in-law,

Mothers,

Grandmothers,

aunties, nieces, cousins, and extended family,

all bless our life!

The world wouldn't be the same without women, and neither would I. When we began this adventure calledwomanhood, we had no idea of the incredible joys or sorrows that lay ahead. Nor did we know how much we would need each other.Every day, we need each other still.

Pass this on to all the women who help make your life meaningful.I just did.

Short and very sweet:

There are more than twenty angels in this world.

Ten are peacefully sleeping on clouds

Nine are playing.

And one is reading this blog at this moment.


Happy Mothers Day to all you sisters out there! Fran
try this one,,


Subj: Fwd: Fw: A Think Test

CLICK ON THE BELOW LINK AND TAKE THE TEST.

THE NORMAL RATE IS 7 OUT OF 25.. GOOD LUCK!


A Think Test

I did pretty good I got 9 out of 25 Fran

Saturday, April 10, 2010

MY MOTHER
HARRIET(LINDERMAN) BAUMGART
1925.. 1965

Newborn's Conversation With God.

This is beautiful…
A Newborn's Conversation with God.A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?
"God said, "Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you.
"The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy.
"God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy.
"Again the small child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?
"God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak."
"And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"
God said, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray."
"Who will protect me?"
God said, "Your angel will defend you even if it means risking its life."
"But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore."
God said, "Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you."
At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, "God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel's name."
God said, "You will simply call her, Mom."
Lift a mother's spirit; send this to every mother you know (no matter how old her child is).

I sure wish this was true... some children forget the word MOM.......
To all who reads this , think about the angel you have on earth who is called MOM!
I wish to God all mine would think about it! FRAN

Friday, April 02, 2010

EASTER FLOWERS FOR YOU!
My New Great Grandson, born Dec 2009,, Ryan,,
Welcome him to the world!

HAPPY EASTER EVERY ONE!!!!!


Happy Easter every one!!!! FRAN

Tuesday, March 23, 2010



One day , the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip , the father asked his son , "How was the trip?"
"It was great , Dad.."
"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.
"Oh yeah , " said the son.
"So , tell me , what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.
The son answered:
"I saw that we have one dog and they had four.
We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.
We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.
Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.
We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.
We have servants who serve us , but they serve others.
We buy our food , but they grow theirs..
We have walls around our property to protect us , they have friends to protect them."
The boy's father was speechless.
Then his son added , "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are."
Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.
Appreciate every single thing you have , especially your friends!
Pass this on to friends and acquaintances and help them refresh their perspective and appreciation.
"Life is too short and friends are too few."
And families are to far apart! The kids forget where they came from, good or bad!
Fran

Sunday, March 14, 2010


NOW HERE IS AN INVITATION YOU WILL REALLY GET A KICK OUT OF, ENJOY
LAUGH,,, LAUGH... DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE SENT IT,, I SURE DO!
FRAN

Saturday, March 13, 2010


'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs And make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN.... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN.. 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting lucky' means you found your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all night er' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are not sure if these are facts or jokes?

Since I am now 75 (as of last Sunday!) I can say,OLD!

Its the pits! Trust me on this one.

Also, take it from me use your time when you are young, well, in your old age it will bring you good memories .

Fran



Monday, March 01, 2010


RECIPROCATE PLEASE!

God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go. pass this on.

If you'll do this for me, I'll do it for you....

When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out that God is all you need.

Take 60 seconds and give this a shot!

All you do is simply say the following small prayer for the person who sent you this.

Father, God bless all my friends in whatever it is that You know they may need this day!

And may their life be full of your peace, prosperity, and power as he/she seeks to have a closer relationship with you. Amen.

Then send it on to five other people, including the one who sent it to you. Within hours you caused a multitude of people to pray for other people. Then sit back and watch the power of God work in your life.

Lets try it, god knows we need some help,, maybe he will hear one of us.

We know he is busy.. but maybe he will hear just ONE of us.

lets give it a shot! Fran

Friday, February 12, 2010


NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010





BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!


One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast.'


Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!


'His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.


The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.


'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.'


April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?


'She replied with a snicker.


'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !




You guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman.
COME ON YOU HAVE TO SMILE,,
BESIDES ITS SNOWING LIKE HELL HERE A BLIZZARD , THEY SAY,,,
SO,, BE HAPPY! FRAN

Monday, February 01, 2010







A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.THE TICKET AGENT ASKED,"SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"

THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."


"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."


THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS.


THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.


HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.






THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.


"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED."WHAT?" SAID MARGE."I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."


"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE?


"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED


."WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE..


"AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL""I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED,


"BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!"
Think of this when you go to the movies!!!!
COME ON PUT A SMILE ON YOU FACE, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!! fRAN

Friday, January 29, 2010

You just had to look, didn't you!Pass this on to the ladies on your mailing list
And the men who can use a chuckle.
GOTCHA!!!!!!
Come on SMILE!!! You Know its cute!!

Wednesday, January 13, 2010


No cheating.

If all of the eight desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one)!

Trust me...this is very accurate.

Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you.

REMEMBER - No Cheating.

Make your choice before you check the meaning. After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above.

Think about it!

Have fun!

Here are your choices:

1. Angel Food Cake

2. Brownies

3. Lemon Meringue Pie

4. Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing

5. Strawberry Short Cake

6. Chocolate Cake With Chocolate Icing

7. Ice Cream

8. Carrot Cake

No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully about what your choice will be.

OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what the researchers say about you... SCROLL DOWN--

-No Cheating

1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

3. LEMON MERINGUE -- Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent caregiver and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, you set your own style because you do your own thing. You shine when it comes to helping others and have many friends.

4. VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING -- Fun-loving, sassy, humorous, not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lacking motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker.. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE -- Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people, can be counted on in a pinch and expect the same in return. Intuitively keen. You can be very emotional at times but a true person in every way. You like to do things for yourself and help others learn about themselves.

6. CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING-- Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

7. ICE CREAM -- You like sports, whether it be baseball, football,basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

8. CARROT CAKE -- You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends. You were meant to lead and teach others. A wonderful role model.

Let your friends read this and tell you thier choices!

I like STRAWBERRY SHORT CAKE!!!!