IT HAS BEEN SO HOT ALL OVER THE COUNTRY,,
HERE ARE 2 PHOTOS I TOOK AT CAPE MAY NEW JERSEY
THE GREATEST PLACE IN THE STATE!! ENJOY!! FRAN

Survival Skills TestScenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed
.On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speedas you
.What must you do, to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Answer is below.??????


Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk.

Seniors Having Babies
Just in case any of you were contemplating having another baby.
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.'
'May we see the new baby?" one asked
."Not yet," said the mother. I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first.
"Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?
""No, not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?
""No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?
""WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded to know why."Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"
"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him."

To "N",,
Sorry to hear of your loss, I know how you must be feeling, lost my father May 1963,
there were things I wished I would have said. But, I am sure (I believe, any way)
he knows what is in my heart. The older I get the more I hope this is true, as my time comes closer.
There are so many people who do not understand this,
and the sad part is they will realize when it is to late. Take care of your self ... Fran

The Washcloth:


Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am.The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ...some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."=

HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY FOUTH OF JULY,,,, FRAN