Hello, to every one who visits,,
here is another one of those beautiful things,,
that someone made for others to enjoy,,
I wonder if they know how much we DO enjoy seeing them?
Please turn you speakers on , so you can hear the music.
~~~~~~~~~ Fran





Click here: The Best Day of My Life

This is the best I have gotten from an email in ages,, had to share it with you all, dare you not to laugh!!!!


http://joe-ks.com/archives_may2005/Elastic_Baby.htm


-love these little guys also,,,, Fran

TO ALL, HERE IS ANOTHER SITE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT,,
BE SURE TO TURN YOUR SPEAKERS ON,,,,,,
,, FRAN



http://www.frontiernet.net/~jimdandy/specials/blessed.htm

To all. be sure to turn your speakers on when looking at the site I have listed below!


http://www.frontiernet.net/~jimdandy/specials/life/life.htm

Enjoy!!! Fran

Please check out this web site,, you will enjoy it,,,


http://www.frontiernet.net/~jimdandy/specials/life/life.htm

Fran

Hello,, to you all,, now this is the funniest,, ( if there is such a word) I have read in a VERY LONG time!!!
If this does not make you laugh, then you better get your funny bone looked at!!!



LEARNING TO CUSS
A 6-year-old and 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6 year-old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.' The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
She locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay in there until I let you out."

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?

"I don't know," he blubbers, " but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."

Well, Hello, every one,,
the birthday has past and I am going into my 72 year,, I think I will put my thoughts here occasionally. I was talking with a gal I have know almost all my adult life(adult being from about 12 years old until now. ) we were talking about how life was in the late 1948's and early 50's when we were in high school. and how we wished we could go back and relive those days,,,we are old people now,,,, but looking back we didn't realize how good we had it.
Although we didn't have much,, like some of the kids we went to school with. It didn't matter then. In my freshman year a senior boy took a likening to me,,Bill was his name,, I never could figure out why,, but he did my algebra home work every morning and got it to me before the class, and some of the other boys copied it from me.. we all passed thanks to "BILL"! we only had a couple dates but we seen one another every day at school . But, his sister finally broke us up because he was a senior, and me a lowly freshman,,, He was the nicest, and best looking boy !!! (god I was lucky!!) But that year after graduation, he joined the Marines, only to be killed that Sept... I was heartbroken, I had seen him that summer because I got the nerve up to call him when he was home on leave,,that was the bravest thing I did at that time, but I was very glad I did it,,,
Well, this is one of my stories,, I might give you more later Fran

To those who are from, or have been from Jersey, you know what all this means. To those of you who have not had the pleasure, read and enjoy!
I f you've ever lived in Jersey ...you'll appreciate this!!!
New Jersey is a peninsula.
Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida .
New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are classified as metropolitan areas.
New Jersey has more race horses than Kentucky .
New Jersey has more Cubans in Union City (1 sq mi.) than Havana , Cuba .
New Jersey has the densest system of highways and railroads in the US .
New Jersey has the highest cost of living.
New Jersey has the highest cost of auto insurance.
New Jersey has the highest property taxes in the nation.
New Jersey has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to as the "Diner Capital of the World."
New Jersey is home to the original Mystery Pork Parts Club (no, not Spam): Taylor Ham or Pork Roll. Home to the less mysterious but the best Italian hot dogs and Italian sausage w/peppers and onions.
North Jersey has the most shopping malls in one area in the world, with seven major shopping malls in a 25 square mile radius.
New Jersey is home to the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island . The Passaic River was the site of the first submarine ride by inventor John P. Holland New Jersey has 50+ resort cities & towns; some of the nation's most famous: Asbury Park, Wildwood, Atlantic City, Seaside Heights, Long Branch, Cape May.
New Jersey has the most stringent testing along our coastline for water quality control than any other seaboard state in the entire country.
New Jersey is a leading technology & industrial state and is the largest chemical producing state in the nation when you include pharmaceuticals.
Jersey tomatoes are known the world over as being the best you can buy.
New Jersey is the world leader in blueberry and cranberry production (and here you thought Massachusetts ?)
Here's to New Jersey - the toast of the country! In 1642, the first brewery in America , opened in Hoboken .
New Jersey rocks! The famous Les Paul invented the first solid body electric guitar in Mahwah, in 1940.
New Jersey is a major seaport state with the largest seaport in the US , located in Elizabeth . Nearly 80 percent of what our nation imports comes through Elizabeth Seaport first. New Jersey is home to one of the nation's busiest airports (in Newark ), Liberty International. George Washington slept here. Several important Revolutionary War battles were fought on New Jersey soil, led by General George Washington.
The light bulb, phonograph (record player), and motion picture projector, were invented by Thomas Edison in his Menlo Park , NJ , laboratory. We also boast the first town ever lit by incandescent bulbs.
The first seaplane was built in Keyport , NJ . The first airmail (to Chicago ) was started from Keyport , NJ . The first phonograph records were made in Camden , NJ
New Jersey was home to the Miss America Pageant held in Atlantic City. The game Monopoly, played all over the world, named the streets on its playing board after the actual streets in Atlantic City. And, Atlantic City has the longest boardwalk in the world, not to mention salt water taffy.
New Jersey has the largest petroleum containment area outside of the Middle East countries. The first Indian reservation was in New Jersey , in the Watchung Mountains New Jersey has the tallest water-tower in the world. ( Union , NJ !!!) New Jersey had the first medical center, in Jersey City The Pulaski SkyWay, from Jersey City to Newark , was the first skyway highway. NJ built the first tunnel under a river, the Hudson ( Holland Tunnel). The first baseball game was played in Hoboken , NJ , which is also the birthplace of Frank Sinatra. The first intercollegiate football game was played in New Brunswick in 1889 ( Rutgers College played Princeton ).
The first drive-in movie theater was opened in Camden , NJ , (but they're all gone now!). New Jersey is home to both of " NEW YORK 'S" pro football teams! The first radio station and broadcast was in Paterson , NJ . The first FM radio broadcast was made from Alpine, NJ, by Maj. Thomas Armstrong.
All New Jersey natives: Sal Martorano, Jack Nicholson, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Jason Alexander, Queen Latifah, Susan Sarandon, Connie Francis, Shaq, Judy Blume, Aaron Burr, Joan Robertson, Ken Kross, Dionne Warwick, Sarah Vaughn, Budd Abbott, Lou Costello, Alan Ginsberg, Norman Mailer, Marilynn McCoo, Flip Wilson, Alexander Hamilton, Whitney Houston, Eddie Money, Linda McElroy, Eileen Donnelly, Grover Cleveland, Woodrow Wilson, Walt Whitman, Jerry Lewis, Tom Cruise, Joyce Kilmer, Bruce Willis, Caesar Romero, Lauryn Hill, Ice-T, Nick Adams, Nathan Lane, Sandra Dee, Danny DeVito, Richard Conti, Joe Pesci, Joe Piscopo, Joe DePasquale, Robert Blake, John Forsythe, Meryl Streep, Loretta Swit, Norman Lloyd, Paul Simon, Jerry Herman, Gorden McCrae, Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, Phyllis Newman, Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Eva Marie Saint, Elisabeth Shue, Zebulon Pike, James Fennimore Cooper, Admiral Wm.Halsey,Jr., Dave Thomas (Wendy's), William Carlos Williams, Ray Liotta, Robert Wuhl, Bob Reyers, Paul Robeson, Ernie Kovacs, Joseph Macchia, Kelly Ripa, Wayne Noah Richardson, and, of course, Francis Albert Sinatra and "Uncle Floyd" Vivino. The Great Falls in Paterson , on the Passaic River , is the 2nd highest waterfall on the East Coast of the US . You know you're from Jersey when . . You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges." You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags. A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 A.M. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from. You know what a "jug handle" is. You know that WaWa is a convenience store. You know that the state isn't all farmland You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey --there's the shore--and you don't go "to the shore," you go "down the shore." And when you are there, you're not "at the shore"; you are "down the shore." You know how to properly negotiate a circle. You knew that the last sentence had to do with driving. You know that this is the only "New" state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (try . . Mexico . . York ..! . . Hampshire-- doesn't work, does it?). You know that a " White Castle " is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich. You consider putting mayo on a corned beef sandwich a sacrilege. You don't think "What exit?" is very funny. You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different." Yes they are! You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton --that's for out-of-staters. The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar. You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers. Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony. You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits. You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the mall.
You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights , and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar, and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood. It can be no other way.
You weren't raised in New Jersey --you were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey . You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state.
You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's and Orbach's. You also remember Palisades Amusement Park . You've had a boardwalk cheese steak and vinegar fries.
You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.
And finally . . . You've NEVER, NEVER NEVER, EVER pumped your own gas.
All this from a gal from New Jersey!!!! Fran

Lookee here!
Have you ever been just sitting there and all of a sudden you feel like doing something nice for someone you care for?
THAT'S GOD talking to you through the Holy Spirit.
Have you ever been down and out and nobody seems to be around for you to talk to?
THAT'S GOD wanting you to talk to Him.
Have you ever been thinking about somebody that you haven't seen in a long time and then next thing you know you see them or receive a phone call from them?
THAT'S GOD. There is no such thing as coincidence. Have you ever received something wonderful that you didn't even ask for, like money in the mail, a debt that had mysteriously been cleared, or a coupon to a department store where you had just seen something you needed, but couldn't afford?
THAT'S GOD knowing the desires of your heart. Have you ever been in a situation and you had no clue how it was going to get better, how the hurting would stop, how the pain would ease, but now you look back on it. ..
THAT'S GOD passing us through tribulation to see a brighter day. Do you think that this e-mail was accidentally sent to you?
NO!I was thinking of you! ! Keep this going. You have no idea which one of Your e-mail buddies could use a little hope today
Dear God...I know you're watching over me And I'm feeling truly blest For no matter what I pray for You always know what's best! I have this circle of E-mail friends, Who mean a lot to me; Some days I "send" and "send," At other times, I let them be. I am so blessed to have these friends, With whom I've grown so close; So this little poem I dedicate to them, Because to me they are the "Most"!When I see each name download, And view the message they've sent; I know they've thought of me that day, And "well wishes" were their intent.
So to you, my friends, I would like to say, Thank you for being a part; Of all my daily contacts, This comes right from my heart.
God bless you all is my prayer today, I'm honored to call you "friend"; I pray God will keep you safe, Until we write again... send this this to your freinds, because maybe they need to talk to HIM also,, FRAN

GOOD MORNING!!
I say this because this is the first day of my 72nd year. So I should be happy to be writing this!!
I never thought I would be here at this time of life.
My Mother died at 49 years old and my Father died at the age of 58. Although my grandmother (on my mothers side) lived to be 98 , she was a feisty lady!
When I think of all the things that I have lived to see,,I grew up in the early 50's , when life was great(we know that now) lived for the Friday night 's At the skating rink. a friend says she wishes we could go back to those days... AH...YES!! We walked to school, from when we live in the town of Glassboro NJ, but we were healthy and happy,, they were the greatest days.
Then I went to work at the New Jersey Bell telephone com, what a wonderful job we had for the times,, and so much fun. We were so full of fun and fancy free, no worries, no cares. As long as I had a date for Saturday night , I was happy. After I got a car,, didn't need dates , went with friends, ROLLER SKATING was LIFE!!
Then marriage,,of which I have had 46 happy years, raised 5 kids, I think they turned out well,
my hubby and I are doing okay.
Then I think of the things that have happened in my life time,, I remember the bombing of Pearl Harbor, my Dad was shaving I was watching (about 5 years old) and hearing about it on the radio, my parents were really upset know to this day I do not like to swim in the ocean, because I heard when I was little the bodies from blown up ships were floating up in the water at the shore,, I also remember when the war was over, all the shouting and I was allowed to go out side and bag on pots!! sounds silly now!!
There was the deaths of presidents..
. Then My baby Sister was born 1945, Marie ,my brother Steve was born in 1949 (?),
Then KCW and I got married 1961
Later years we watched the landing on the moon,,the kids was sick with the chicken pocks when JFK was killed in Dallas, we were watching the TV when ( right now I forget his Name) the guy who shot Kenny got killed.
So, as I sit here writing this ,,I think , "girl you have lived a long time"but there is this little spot in my head that wants to tell me I am still the 16 year old who lived to have fun and roller skate,
I wonder if I will be here next year to write " another year has gone by" who knows some of my friends have gone, almost all my relatives. Although I still have some good friends still hanging on!!
So, I hope you enjoy reading about someone else's life,, if you are young enjoy life and if you are my age,,, well get the most out of what is left you can,,, I am, thanks for visiting here*** Fran