AuntieFrancysPlace

MID LIFE CRISIS
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> When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said:
> "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
> sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black & white TV, but I got to sleep every
> night with a hot 25-year old blonde.
>
> Now we have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a
> plasma screen TV, but I am sleeping with a 50 year-old woman. It seems to
> me that you are not holding up your side of things."
>
> My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
> 25 year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be
> living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
> and watching a 10-inch black & white TV.
> Aren't older women great?
>
> They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.