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Are you Polish?

In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" the man asked the clerk in the store.
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian, or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

If I had asked for sushi would you have asked me if I was Japanese, or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish, or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would ya, huh?. . .Well. . .Would ya?
"The clerk says, "Well, . . .no!"
"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, . . .I probably wouldn't
!"With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Well. . .I guess because you're at Home Depot?!"