Saturday, December 31, 2011







We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years.





It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God.





If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of.





I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Y'all know who ya are.





You might be a redneck if:It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'You might be a redneck





if:You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.You might be a redneck





if:You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'You might be a redneck





if:You bow your head whensomeone prays.You might be a redneck





if:You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem You might be a redneck





if:You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.You might be a redneck





if:You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.You might be a redneck





if:You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.You might be a redneck if:You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.You might be a redneck





if:You'd give your last dollar to a friend.





If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.





God Bless the USA !





Keep the fire burning, redneck friend





.IN GOD WE TRUST!
AFTER READING THIS,





I'M PRETTY SURE I'M A REDNECK , and the gal who sent it to me, is one too!!!

I am pretty sure as I have known her for MANY years!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!

Fran

Friday, August 12, 2011



Here is one you will want to listen to.. and SMILE!!!



Pass it one to some one you what to smile!















Click here: Dancing And turn on sound









Smiling yet????



Oh happy days !!! Fran

Monday, August 08, 2011



Sweet!



Great use for the valentine heart cookie cutter.



Well, the Church threw my cookies out of the bake sale again.



NO sense of humor, those church people!


WOW! what a great idea! This is your laugh for the day!!!


You got to love it! Fran

Friday, August 05, 2011

Just a little reminder...
Your Social Security Just in case some of you young whippersnappers (& some older ones) didn't know this. It's easy to check out, if you don't believe it.
Be sure and show it to your kids.
They need a little history lesson on what's what and it doesn't matter whether you are Democrat or Republican.
Facts are Facts!!!
Social Security Cards up until the 1980s expressly stated the number and card were not to be used for identification purposes. Since nearly everyone in the United States now has a number, it became convenient to use it anyway and the message was removed. An old Social Security card with the "NOT FOR IDENTIFICATION" message.
Our Social Security Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social Security (FICA) Program.
He promised: 1.) That participation in the Program would be Completely voluntary, No longer Voluntary 2.)
That the participants would only have to pay 1% of the first $1,400 of their annual Incomes into the Program, Now 7.65% on the first $90,000
3.) That the money the participants elected to put into the Program would be deductible from their income for tax purposes each year, No longer tax deductible
4.) That the money the participants put into the independent 'Trust Fund' rather than into the general operating fund, and therefore, would only be used to fund the Social Security Retirement Program, and no other Government program, and, Under Johnson the money was moved to The General Fund and Spent
5.) That the annuity payments to the retirees would never be taxed as income. Under Clinton & Gore Up to 85% of your Social Security can be Taxed Since many of us have paid into FICA for years and are now receiving a Social Security check every month -- and then finding that we are getting taxed on 85% of the money we paid to the Federal government to 'put away' -- you may be interested in the following: ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- Q: Which Political Party took Social Security from the independent 'Trust Fund' and put it into the general fund so that Congress could spend it? A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the democratically controlled House and Senate. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Q: Which Political Party eliminated the income tax deduction for Social Security (FICA) withholding? A: The Democratic Party. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- Q: Which Political Party started taxing Social Security annuities? A: The Democratic Party, with Al Gore casting the 'tie-breaking' deciding vote as President of the Senate, while he was Vice President of the U.S. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Q: Which Political Party decided to start giving annuity payments to immigrants? AND MY FAVORITE: A: That's right! Jimmy Carter and the Democratic Party. Immigrants moved into this country, and at age 65, began to receive Social Security payments!
The Democratic Party gave these payments to them, even though they never paid a dime into it! ------------ -- ------------ --------- ----- ------------ --------- ---------
Then, after violating the original contract (FICA), the Democrats turn around and tell you that the Republicans want to take your Social Security away! And the worst part about it is uninformed citizens believe it! If enough people receive this, maybe a seed of awareness will be planted and maybe changes will evolve. Maybe not, some Democrats are awfully sure of what isn't so. But it's worth a try.
How many people can YOU send this to? Actions speak louder than bumper stickers.
AND CONGRESS GIVES THEMSELVES 100% RETIREMENT FOR ONLY SERVING ONE TERM!!!
Sent is to your congressman!

Monday, August 01, 2011

Hello every one,,, aftr 2months of trying to get into my blog I finally was able to get into it!
I hope you all are well, it was a long winter, but it is a LONGER HOTTER SUMMER!
what is going on?????
Well, just wanted to see if I could get into this thing,,, Hope I will be able to again later.
Fran

Tuesday, May 24, 2011



Hi to every one,,,



where have I been ,,you ask???



Sick, sick sick, don't let any one tell you old age is THE GOLDEN YEARS



they are full of,,, well,, you know what,,



Then this dam pc or verizon I do not know which was not working so I gave up,,,



maybe things will get better soon, I sure hope so,,,,



any way I AM STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!



I'll try to get back and say hello,,



In the meantime, have a great holiday stay sober and safe....






Fran

Monday, March 21, 2011




Subject: FW: ALZHEIMER'S COLOR TEST



:ALZHEIMER'S COLOR TEST
More difficult than you might think!

Color Test

These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease.

It took me 3 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate.

A great test, do it until you get 100%!

Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya... This is pretty neat!

See how you do with the colors!

Have fun!

It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%..

Follow the directions!

It's harder than it seems, as it should be!

A brain waker-upper for today!



IT TOOK ME THREE TRIES TO GET IT RIGHT,,,,
AUNT FRAN

















Thursday, February 24, 2011


54 YEAR OLD WOMEN!!!!!!!!!


A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years?

Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied: "Shit! I didn't recognize you."
So this tells you,,,, don't change yourself to much!!!LAUGHING!!!!!

Tuesday, February 15, 2011




"RETARDED" GRANDPARENTS

Written by a third grader, on what his grandparents do.

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school

. One child wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Arizona .

Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass.

They ride around on their bicycles, and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore.

They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them very well.

There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it.

He watches all day so nobody can escape.

Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts.

Nobody there cooks, they just eat out.

And they eat the same thing every night - early birds.

Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house.

The ones who do get out bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.

My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and, says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.

When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house.

Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.

PRICELESS

Forward to all your "retarded grandparent" friends. Or just your "retarded" friends.
ALSO, THANK GOD..... YOU KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN WELL ENOUGH, FOR THEM TO COME TO SEE YOU . SOME OF US ARE NOT ALOWED TO SEE OUR GRANDCHILDREN!

FUNNY AS THIS IS, IT IS VERY SAD FOR THE GRANDPARWENTS, WHO ARE LEFT OUT,,, BELIEVE ME, BECAUSE I AM ONE OF THAT GROUP!!!! FRAN

Thursday, February 10, 2011





Subject: Fwd: Spread the Stupidity









Subject: FW: Spread the Stupidity



Spread the Stupidity
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America .....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..
Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?




I like this one!!!If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)....in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
Spread the Stupidity!

DOn't you LOVE it!!!!!!!!!











Cleaning Poem
I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'
He told me to get off my fanny,And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside.That really did the trick....
I was just admiring my good work. I didn't mean to 'click.'
But click, I did, and oops -
I found A real absorbing siteThat I got SO way into it -
I was into it all night.Nothing's changed except my mouse..
It's very, very shiny.I guess my house will stay a mess....
While I sit here on my hiney.
Oh my!!! Have we all done this,,, come on be honest!!!!!!!!!! Fran