Senior Special Breakfast

Send this to the Seniors in your life. I'm sure they'll appreciate it!! Even non-seniors will appreciate it!!!!! It pays to think outside the box!

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "Seniors Special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.

"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously.

"YES!!" stated the waitress.

"I'll take the special then." my wife said.

"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.

"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We've been around the block more than once!
We seniors got to do what we got to do!!! (laughing) Fran

9 Months Later...

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
So they pulled into a nearby farm an d asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north a bout 9 months ago?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did."
"Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... now keep that smile for the rest of the day.)
HA HA HA,.,, GOT YOU AGAIN!!! Fran

DEAR MADAM: THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP. YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY. PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM,
BECAUSE THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
GOT YA!!!!!! FRAN

Jukebox--It's amazing
This a Jukebox; but it is no ordinary jukebox. It will play all of your favorite songs from 1952 through 1982.
Each year has a scroll or drop down box that shows all the great songs for that year. Most years have over 40 songs.
There is even a section at the bottom that allows you to listen to show tunes, TV show themes, Doo Wop and severalothers.
This is pretty neat....and it is free.
Read the rest of thousand then click on the site at the bottom.
Once you click on a song it will play and when it finishes it automatically plays the next song in the list and continues until it has played.. it is really cool!!!
It has a volume control which you should use in conjunction with your computers volume control.One of the best features is that it will play in the background. That means you can be doing other computer work on a different screen.
Pick and play any popular song from 1952 through 1982 or go to the specialty areas. You can't miss them. They are listed in very brightcolors. That is for older eyes!!!http://www.tropicalglen.com//
Hope you enjoy this ,, I did! and will save it,,you can to, and send it to others SHARE!!!!

NOW THIS IS ONE TRUE AMERICAN, AGREE???????

The 2008 Naked Fireman's CalendarEnjoy










You just had to look, didn't you!Pass this on to the ladies on your mailing list and the men who can use a chuckle.

Hi every one,, here is something you will enjoy,,,, Thanks for stopping by!
Hope every one remembers to change the time March 9 Th, day light saving time starts!!
Enjoy your day!! Fran



your speakers are working, I thought this was cute,

Song; "I AIN'T GOT A BARREL OF MONEY",
This is really neat!
THIS MADE MY DAY AND I HOPE IT MAKES YOURS AS WELL. TURN YOUR SOUND ON, CLICK HERE, AND ENJOY.

The added photo shows how many items you an put in this bag
I put them in and then took them out it was alot, I was surprised!

Wanted to tell you the photos on the bag of the Border Collie dog is a photo of my own dog Buddy, his picture is at the top.
Thanks again for stopping by.
Fran

Hi, just wanted to tell you all the bags are 13 by 13 , and priced at $9.95 with about $3.00 to $4.00 priority shipping depending where you live. I would ship any where but would need to go Pay pal for out of USA. And the bags have different designs one both sides,, If you like them send this site to your freinds,,, who knows they might like one.. and for more information on how they are made email me I'll tell you, to long to put here.. Thanks again,, THE OLD BAG LADY FRANNY

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Hello to every one,, sorry I have not been here, but I guess old age is catching up with me,(laughing) at 73 I am sure this happens to all us old people!!Any way, I still am busy, and going along with this new movement to GREEN , to save trees. I have ,as I have been doing for several years now. I take Canvas tote bags and make them into one of a kind. I have put them on EBay,(sold a few) and on the handmade site Etsy.com at "thewrightplace" but for some reason people just look and do not buy,, well,,that has been my experience anyway.So I decided to add one more place to show people my bags,, so now you can call me the OLD BAG LADY (laughing) If you are interested in buying any of my bags, I have Pay Pal , or just email me and I will work something out with you.I would LOVE to hear what you all think of my work, you might leave me a mesage on here. Well, thats my story for now, Thanks for stopping by , glad you did,As you can see I have put the photos of my bags on here. Happy Spring, from Fran
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