'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs And make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN.... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN.... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN.. 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.
'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting lucky' means you found your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all night er' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are not sure if these are facts or jokes?
Since I am now 75 (as of last Sunday!) I can say,OLD!
Its the pits! Trust me on this one.
Also, take it from me use your time when you are young, well, in your old age it will bring you good memories .
Fran
1 comment:
I'm old too girlfriend. Happy Birthday last week. sandie
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