BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast.'
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!
'His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.'
April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?
'She replied with a snicker.
'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !
You guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman.
COME ON YOU HAVE TO SMILE,,
BESIDES ITS SNOWING LIKE HELL HERE A BLIZZARD , THEY SAY,,,
SO,, BE HAPPY! FRAN
1 comment:
Miracle grow - love it! sandie
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