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The Wife You Dont Know
We were celebrating our golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Hawaii. Our domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of our long and happy marriage.
I replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," I explained.
"We visited Cape Cod and did some horseback riding.
We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off.
My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again.

Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

*I SHOUTED* at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman!
Why did you shoot the poor animal like that! Are you crazy?

She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."
"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."

That should clear up any questions!!! LOVE IT !!! FRAN