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Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 60, WAY over 60, or hovering near60) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.
We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct aswe try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets,the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
>> > 1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

YOU have to laugh!! It will do you good !! Fran












10. Bikinis and liver spots> >
11. Short shorts and varicose veins> >
12. Inline skates and a walker> > And last, but not least . . my personal favorite:> >
13. Thongs and Depends

You have to love it,,,, Laugh ,, it will do you good ,,, fran